Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm passing your future prison.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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