once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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