last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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