If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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