Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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