i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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