I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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