Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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