She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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