U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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