I'm drive I can fine osifer
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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