i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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