What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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