I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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