I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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