id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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