those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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