help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude i'm inner monologue high
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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