Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I have feelings that need drinking.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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