I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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