Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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