He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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