More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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