how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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