The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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