Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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