Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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