bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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