I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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