.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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