mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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