I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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