I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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