Don't you send me to vm
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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