Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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