Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sponge bath it is.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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