4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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