I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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