I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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