isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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