If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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