Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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