Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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