So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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