I think scott just propositioned me for sex
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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