so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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