There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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