I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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