I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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