honey bunches of taint.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Dear god my vagina.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize