My room smells like vodka and shame
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Randomize